Marilyn Can't Play Tennis and Her Golf's a Menace...
  I can't play tennis        My golf's a menace      I just can't do the Australian crawl      And I'm no better at volleyball,  Ain't there anyone here for love?      I'm apathetic and non-athletic  I can't keep up in a marathon      I need some shoulders to lean upon.  I need a chappy to make me happy  And he don't have to be Hercules  Don't anyone know about the birds and bees?      Ain't there anyone here for love  Sweet love,  Ain't there anyone here for love?